Order a single embroidery design or save on a pack of five designs! Select your design(s), place the order using the order forms below right, and then send me your list and format NOTE: I can provide most embroidery formats except ART, which is not available at this time.

WIT & WISDOM DESIGN GALLERY

DEJA MOO HEARD THIS BULL BEFORE

WILL NOT EAT THE BABY'S FOOD

WILL NOT EAT THE DOG'S FOOD

WILL NOT EAT THE CAT'S FOOD

HOARDER ON ROAD TO RECOVERY

THE MOTHER

HOARDERS ARE PEOPLE TOO

ELMO TICKLE ME (This design is currentlyavailable free  in 4" size -- check the Freebies page)

LET HOARDING BEGIN

LET ME EXPLAIN: SHUT UP

MEH!  (This design is currentlyavailable free  in 4" size -- check the Freebies page)

GOLFER ON ROAD TO RECOVERY

GRAMMAR DOCTOR

HOARDER ON ROAD TO RECOVERY

OUT OF ORDER

PEACE LOVE LUCRE

FE FI FO FUM (This design is currentlyavailable free  in 4" size -- check the Freebies page)

GOIN' OFF THE RAILS ON THE CRAZY TRAIN

PAINT ME GREEN CALL ME GUMBY

LIFE UNIVERSE EVERYTHING

TRAINIE MILLIONAIRE (This design is currently available free  in 4" size -- check the Freebies page)

SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH

SMEG!

SCREAMING OBSCENITIES

 BULLSHOT (This design is currentlyavailable free  in 4" size -- check the Freebies page)

 CAUTION MAY NOT PLAY WELL (Note: Applique Design; yellow background is fabric and does not stitch)

ORDER FORMS

To order designs, please use the forms below. Then let me know desired design(s) and embroidery format using the "Note to Seller" option on the PayPal checkout page (it's just below where your personal information appears), or e-mail your list. If no format is specified, designs will be sent in PES. You will receive your designs by e-mail attachment within 24 hours. (NOTE: You are purchasing embroidery designs, not patches!)

ORDER SINGLE DESIGNS

WIT-WISDOM SINGLE - 5in size, single design

$ 6 USD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Along with the design file in your required format, you will also receive a product sheet with design details and color-change information. 

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WIT-WISDOM SINGLE - 4in size, single design

$ 5 USD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Along with the design file in your required format, you will also receive a product sheet with design details and color-change information. 

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WIT-WISDOM SINGLE - 3in size, single design

$ 4 USD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Along with the design file in your required format, you will also receive a product sheet with design details and color-change information. 

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WIT-WISDOM SINGLE x 3 - all three sizes of the same design

$ 12 USD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Along with the design files in your required format, you will also receive product sheets with design details and color-change information. 

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ORDER DESIGN PACKS

WIT-WISDOM PACK - 5in size, 5 designs

$ 25 USD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Along with the design files in your required format, you will also receive product sheets with design details and color-change information. 

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WIT-WISDOM PACK - 4in size, 5 designs

$ 20 USD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Along with the design files in your required format, you will also receive product sheets with design details and color-change information. 

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WIT-WISDOM PACK - 3in size, 5 designs

$ 15 USD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Along with the design files in your required format, you will also receive product sheets with design details and color-change information. 

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 YOLO - ONLY LIVE ONCE

YOYO - ONLY YOUNG ONCE

THE END IS NEAR LOG OFF (This design is available free  in 4" size -- check the Freebies page)

 I LOVE KETCHUP

 WATCH OUT FOR IDIOT BEHIND (Note: Applique Design; yellow background is fabric and does not stitch)

 DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE DRIVER (Note: Applique Design; red background is fabric and does not stitch)

 BRAINS ARE GREAT

 DOES NOT DO TO DWELL ON DREAMS

BRING SUNSHINE INTO LIVES OF OTHERS

MOST DON'T KNOW I'M FAMOUS

 USED TO TEACH - NO CLASS

 PLEASE DON'T FEED FINGERS
(Note: Applique Design; grey background is fabric and does not stitch)

 GAME OVER

 DON'T FOLLOW THE MASSES

 ESCAPE KEY

CONSIDER DIEM CARPED
BUDDHA THINK YOU HAVE TIME 
LEARNING EXPERIENCE
START-USE-DO  

 MASTER PUZZLER

QUEEN FOR A DAY

KING FOR A DAY

CAMERA DON'T SHOOT

KISS ME I'M ELVISH  (gold text is the same message repeated in Elvish; Note: black background is not part of the design and does not stitch

CAFFEINE LOADING

CHOCOLATE LOADING

DO NOT LOOK INTO LASER (Note: Applique Design; grey background is fabric and does not stitch)

MARK TWAIN FAME IS A VAPOR

EXPLOSIVES TECHNICIAN

TREES LIVE LONGER

BEST JOBS START

TROPHY HUSBAND

COMPUTERS NOT INTELLIGENT

CLOWN PIE

CANDY HEART BE SOMEONE ELSE'S
CANDY HEART DRINK POISON

 CANDY HEART TEXT ME

CANDY HEART GET A JOB
BRUCE LEE WILLING IS NOT ENOUGH
FITZGERALD FINAL DEFEAT

To order any of these designs in 5", 4", or 3" size, either singly or in packs of five, please use the order forms in the upper right of the page. Then send me your list and I'll send out your designs within 24 hours.

MORE COWBELL

 MORE COWBELL REDWORK

WHAT WAS I THINKING CLUB
NOT KNOWING GRAMMAR
ROAD TRIP
WHAT HAPPENS ON ROAD
HIRE MORALLY HANDICAPPED

 STUPID KILLS  (Note: black background is not part of the design and does not stitch)

NERD VIRGIN
JUANITA BANANA
To order any of these designs in 5", 4", or 3" size, either singly or in packs of five, please use the order forms in the upper right of the page. Then send me your list and I'll send out your designs within 24 hours.
I HEART TIM
This is not a logo design! The font is Lucida Handwriting, slightly italicized.
COFFEE NEED ANOTHER CUP
NERD GLASSES  (Note: blue background is not part of the design and does not stitch)
NERDY BEFORE COOL

AMBIGUITY 
(Note: black background is not part of the design and does not stitch)

STAKE IN HEART

ZOMBIES CHASING US

LAUGH SNORE  
(Note: black background is not part of the design and does not stitch)

I KNOW JUDO

I KNOW KARATE

GONE SQUATCHIN FOOTPRINT

DRAGON HORDE

GEEK SMART SEXY

ESCAPE VELOCITY

To order any of these designs in 5", 4", or 3" size, either singly or in packs of five, please use the order forms in the upper right of the page. Then send me your list and I'll send out your designs within 24 hours.


PARTY 1980 (Note: blue background is not part of the design and does not stitch)

PONG
(Note: black background is not part of the design and does not stitch)

SARCASTIC COMMENT LOADING

DIAPER LOADING

POLICE NOT FUNNY 
(Note: blue background is not part of the design and does not stitch)

MACGYVER DO 
(Note: black background is not part of the design and does not stitch)

TRIED IT AT HOME

NO CURE BIRTHDAY

GRAD SCHOOL REST AREA (Note: Applique design; blue background does not stitch)

HIGH VOLTAGE DRIVER SIGN (Note: Applique design; red background does not stitch)

TIRED NAP FOR THAT (Note: Applique design; white background does not stitch)

HERE BE DRAGONS SIGN (Note: Applique design; yellow background does not stitch)
BLACK HOLE
CUT YOUR OWN WOOD
HAVING A TERRIFIC TIME
LEMONADE SUCKS 
(Note: black background is not part of the design and does not stitch)
To order any of these designs in 5", 4", or 3" size, either singly or in packs of five, please use the order forms in the upper right of the page. Then send me your list and I'll send out your designs within 24 hours.
NEVER FORGET A FACE
COMEDY IN LONG SHOT
TWO KEYS TO SUCCESS
WATCH OUT IDIOT BEHIND ME SIGN
(Note: Applique Design; yellow background does not stitch)
FOOLS RUSH IN

HAVEN'T BEEN EVERYWHERE

AS SEEN TV (Note: Applique design; red background does not stitch)
AS SEEN TV (FILL)
BAZINGA LIGHTNING  (Note: blue background is not part of the design and does not stitch)
BAZINGA 2  (Note: black background is not part of the design and does not stitch)
WITTY COMEBACK LOADING
OBSCENE GESTURE LOADING
THINGS I HATE (T-SHIRT)
THINGS I HATE (GRAFFITI)
MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA
CARBON 14 DATING
JUST TURNED 60
FREUDIAN SLIP
NUDE SCENES
THIN IN MY DREAMS

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