DEJA MOO HEARD THIS BULL BEFORE

WILL NOT EAT THE BABY'S FOOD

WILL NOT EAT THE DOG'S FOOD

WILL NOT EAT THE CAT'S FOOD

HOARDER ON ROAD TO RECOVERY

THE MOTHER

HOARDERS ARE PEOPLE TOO

ELMO TICKLE ME

LET HOARDING BEGIN

LET ME EXPLAIN: SHUT UP

MEH! 

GOLFER ON ROAD TO RECOVERY

GRAMMAR DOCTOR

HOARDER ON ROAD TO RECOVERY

OUT OF ORDER

PEACE LOVE LUCRE

FE FI FO FUM

GOIN' OFF THE RAILS ON THE CRAZY TRAIN

PAINT ME GREEN CALL ME GUMBY

LIFE UNIVERSE EVERYTHING

TRAINIE MILLIONAIRE

SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH

SMEG!

SCREAMING OBSCENITIES

 BULLSHOT

 CAUTION MAY NOT PLAY WELL (Note: Applique Design; yellow background is fabric and does not stitch)

ORDER FORMS

Order designs in the size you need using the forms below. Then let me know the names of your desired design(s) and the embroidery format you need (if you don't specify, I'll send PES). You will receive your designs by e-mail attachment within 24 hours. (NOTE: You are purchasing embroidery designs, not patches!)

ORDER SINGLE DESIGNS

WIT-WISDOM SINGLE - 5in size, single design

$ 6 USD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Along with the design file in your required format, you will also receive a product sheet with design details and color-change information. 

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WIT-WISDOM SINGLE - 4in size, single design

$ 5 USD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Along with the design file in your required format, you will also receive a product sheet with design details and color-change information. 

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WIT-WISDOM SINGLE - 3in size, single design

$ 4 USD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Along with the design file in your required format, you will also receive a product sheet with design details and color-change information. 

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WIT-WISDOM SINGLE x 3 - all three sizes of the same design

$ 12 USD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Along with the design files in your required format, you will also receive product sheets with design details and color-change information. 

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ORDER DESIGN PACKS

WIT-WISDOM PACK - 5in size, 5 designs

$ 25 USD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Along with the design files in your required format, you will also receive product sheets with design details and color-change information. 

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WIT-WISDOM PACK - 4in size, 5 designs

$ 20 USD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Along with the design files in your required format, you will also receive product sheets with design details and color-change information. 

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WIT-WISDOM PACK - 3in size, 5 designs

$ 15 USD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Along with the design files in your required format, you will also receive product sheets with design details and color-change information. 

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 YOLO - ONLY LIVE ONCE

YOYO - ONLY YOUNG ONCE

THE END IS NEAR LOG OFF

 I LOVE KETCHUP

 WATCH OUT FOR IDIOT BEHIND (Note: Applique Design; yellow background is fabric and does not stitch)

 DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE DRIVER (Note: Applique Design; red background is fabric and does not stitch)

 BRAINS ARE GREAT

 DOES NOT DO TO DWELL ON DREAMS

BRING SUNSHINE INTO LIVES OF OTHERS

MOST DON'T KNOW I'M FAMOUS

 USED TO TEACH - NO CLASS

 PLEASE DON'T FEED FINGERS
(Note: Applique Design; grey background is fabric and does not stitch)

 GAME OVER

 DON'T FOLLOW THE MASSES

 ESCAPE KEY

CONSIDER DIEM CARPED
BUDDHA THINK YOU HAVE TIME 
LEARNING EXPERIENCE
START-USE-DO  

 MASTER PUZZLER

QUEEN FOR A DAY

KING FOR A DAY

CAMERA DON'T SHOOT

KISS ME I'M ELVISH  (gold text is the same message repeated in Elvish); Note: black background is not part of the design and does not stitch

CAFFEINE LOADING

CHOCOLATE LOADING

DO NOT LOOK INTO LASER (Note: Applique Design; grey background is fabric and does not stitch)

MARK TWAIN FAME IS A VAPOR

EXPLOSIVES TECHNICIAN

TREES LIVE LONGER

BEST JOBS START

TROPHY HUSBAND

COMPUTERS NOT INTELLIGENT

CLOWN PIE

CANDY HEART BE SOMEONE ELSE'S
CANDY HEART DRINK POISON

 CANDY HEART TEXT ME

CANDY HEART GET A JOB
BRUCE LEE WILLING IS NOT ENOUGH
FITZGERALD FINAL DEFEAT

To order any of these designs in 5", 4", or 3" size, either singly or in packs of five, please use the order forms in the upper right of the page. Then send me your list and I'll send out your designs within 24 hours.

MORE COWBELL

 MORE COWBELL REDWORK

WHAT WAS I THINKING CLUB
NOT KNOWING GRAMMAR
ROAD TRIP
WHAT HAPPENS ON ROAD

HIRE MORALLY HANDICAPPED

STUPID KILLS

NERDY VIRGIN

JUANITA BANANA

To order any of these designs in 5", 4", or 3" size, either singly or in packs of five, please use the order forms in the upper right of the page. Then send me your list and I'll send out your designs within 24 hours.

I HEART TIM

This is not a logo design. The font is Lucida Handwriting, slightly italicized.

COFFEE NEED ANOTHER CUP

NERD GLASSES

NERDY BEFORE COOL

AMBIGUITY

STAKE IN HEART

ZOMBIES CHASING US

LAUGH SNORE

I KNOW JUDO

I KNOW KARATE

GONE SQUATCHIN FOOTPRINT

DRAGON HORDE

GEEK SMART SEXY

ESCAPE VELOCITY

To order any of these designs in 5", 4", or 3" size, either singly or in packs of five, please use the order forms in the upper right of the page. Then send me your list and I'll send out your designs within 24 hours.

PARTY 1980

PONG

SARCASM LOADING

DIAPER LOADING

POLICE NOT FUNNY

MACGYVER DO

TRIED IT AT HOME

NO CURE BIRTHDAY

GRAD SCHOOL REST AREA (Note: applique design -- colored background does not stitch)

HIGH VOLTAGE DRIVER SIGN (Note: applique design -- colored background does not stitch)

TIRED NAP FOR THAT (Note: applique design -- colored background does not stitch)

HERE BE DRAGONS SIGN (Note: applique design -- colored background does not stitch)

BLACK HOLE

CUT YOUR OWN WOOD

HAVING A TERRIFIC TIME

LEMONADE SUCKS

To order any of these designs in 5", 4", or 3" size, either singly or in packs of five, please use the order forms in the upper right of the page. Then send me your list and I'll send out your designs within 24 hours.

GROUCHO NEVER FORGET A FACE

COMEDY IN LONG SHOT

TWO KEYS TO SUCCESS

WATCH OUT IDIOT BEHIND ME SIGN (Note: applique design -- colored background does not stitch)

FOOLS RUSH IN

HAVEN'T BEEN EVERYWHERE

AS SEEN TV APPLIQUE (Note: Colored background does not stitch)

AS SEEN TV FILL

BAZINGA 1

BAZINGA 2

WITTY COMEBACK LOADING

OBSCENE GESTURE LOADING

THINGS I HATE T-SHIRT

THINGS I HATE GRAFFITI

MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA

CARBON 14 DATING

JUST TURNED 60

FREUDIAN SLIP

NUDE SCENES

THIN IN MY DREAMS

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